hommos:

ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it

lolistriders:

*walks onto a crime scene*

swiggity swag who’s in the bag

literallysnokoplasm:

i really hate it when im reading a book and i picture the whole setting in my head a certain way and then the author mentions something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene like a door on the left side instead of right or like a window which is only small instead of ceiling to floor or areas and landscapes on the road like cmon now i have to completely renovate the land in my head 

nsfwsb:

if you say “happiness” in english with a french accent it sounds like “a penis” and if you say “happiness” in french with an american accent it sounds like “boner”

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

so i found an online magic 8 ball and

i didn’t ask for this attitude

wait i forgot to ask my original question

here it goes

you piece of shit

deanwinchesterwantsthecass:

now-then-mardy-butt:

stillwatersofconsciousness:

you are literally always clapping, just sometimes with really long pauses

MY LIFE IS CONFUSING ENOUGH I DID NOT NEED THIS